crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom



patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust



mydollyaviana:

chickennuggetpower:

What if Disney renamed all their other princess movies to random adjectives like they did with Tangled, Brave and Frozen?

Hahaha this is so funny I think my favourite is Beached hahaha



siriusquack:

new phone screens



riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all




I’m constantly playing this game in my head where I’m thinking, 'Can this quote be pared down and misinterpreted?' It doesn't matter what outlet I'm talking to and how comprehensive the interview is, because I have to think in terms of, 'Right, but 'People' magazine could just take this one quote and take it out of context.'

I’m constantly playing this game in my head where I’m thinking, 'Can this quote be pared down and misinterpreted?' It doesn't matter what outlet I'm talking to and how comprehensive the interview is, because I have to think in terms of, 'Right, but 'People' magazine could just take this one quote and take it out of context.'



On a reblog spree because I’m happy, in love and adore words



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“Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.” — jaythenerdkid (via perfect)



“I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.” — Her [2013] (via perfect)



“Let’s just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little.” — Charles Bukowski, from “Post Office (via perfect)